You don't know how to do any of those. Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I'm a thing. That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Then we'll go with that data file! I wish! It's a nickel. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it.

You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! Bender?! You stole the atom. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

That's the only thing about being a slave. Meh. "Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most." Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Shinier than yours, meatbag.
A sexy mistake. Is that a cooking show? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.